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Vial of Threat Actor Blood

Vial of Threat Actor Blood

Regular price $6.99 USD
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Introducing the latest innovation in intimidation tactics: "Vial of Threat Actor Blood"! Yes, you heard it right. Straight from the skulls of your adversaries, we bring you a product that's guaranteed to make your enemies quiver in fear. But wait, there's more! This blood is sourced externally, meaning you can order it from your favorite threat actor and have it drawn just for you. Talk about personalized service!

Now, we must warn you, patience is key. Since we're literally tapping into the veins of your foes, it might take a wee bit of time to locate and ship their precious life fluid. Hey, good things come to those who wait, right?

Imagine the look on your enemies' faces when they see their own blood proudly displayed for all to witness. It's the ultimate power move, folks!

And fear not, no threat actors were harmed in the making of this product. We're all about ethical villainy here.

Oh, and just to clarify, for legal reasons: **does not actually contain blood**. But hey, who needs the real deal when you've got the illusion of terror on your side? If there is an actor you want that you do not see on the list, please make a support request naming your actor at: (all customization will include a small customization fee). All blood comes with blood type, image of actor, and thank you card.

Please allow up to 2 weeks for processing and shipping.

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