Nectar of the Gods Holder

Introducing the "Nectar of The Gods Holder" – the tumbler so divine, even Zeus would be asking for a refill! This stainless steel masterpiece doesn't just hold your favorite beverages; it attracts reverse engineers and malware analysts faster than a cat meme goes viral.

Crafted with high-grade stainless steel, this tumbler is sturdier than your password after a cybersecurity workshop. With a generous 20 oz (600 ml) capacity, it's like the Holy Grail of hydration, suitable for sipping on the elixir of creativity or the ambrosia of caffeination.

The tumbler's size, 3.11″ × 8.42″ (7.9 cm × 21.4 cm), is carefully calculated to fit perfectly in your hand – because even deities appreciate ergonomic design. The included metal straw and lid turn sipping into a divine experience, whether you're sipping on ambrosia or just a really good smoothie.

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only – because even gods have their limitations, and so does this tumbler. Treat it with the reverence it deserves.

But here's the kicker – "GOD NECTAR SOLD SEPARATELY." Yes, you read it right. You might have the godly tumbler, but achieving true divinity in your drink is a separate quest. Sorry, Dionysus, no freebies here!

So, wield the "Nectar of The Gods Holder" proudly – attracting reverse engineers and malware analysts has never been this refreshing! Drink responsibly, even if you're holding a tumbler fit for the gods. Cheers to divine hydration