Introducing the APT Tear Holder – because fighting advanced persistent threats requires more than just cybersecurity! This sleek, ceramic mug is not your average cup; it's a fortified fortress against morning blues and afternoon slumps.
Featuring a glossy finish that even state-sponsored hackers would envy, this 11 oz or 15 oz masterpiece is perfect for sipping on your liquid courage while contemplating the latest cybersecurity exploits.
Please note: This mug is not dishwasher or microwave safe, just like your top-secret intel. Hand-wash only to ensure the durability of your APT Tear Holder.
And hey, we know you're an individual who values personalized, on-demand solutions – just like our APT Tear Holder. So, thank you for choosing a mug that's as unique as your password (hopefully not "password123"). Your thoughtful purchasing decisions not only protect your data but also help reduce overproduction – a win-win for you and the environment!
Get ready to defend against the daily threats of grogginess and lethargy – one sip at a time with the APT Tear Holder! Side note APT tears are not included, you're going to have to find those on your own.
