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APT69420 Mug
APT69420 Mug
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$29.99 USD
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Introducing the APT69420 Mug: the mug that's so sleek, it's practically a superhero among kitchenware. Made of sturdy ceramic, this mug is not just your ordinary cup; it's the guardian of your morning sanity and the protector of your afternoon pick-me-up.
With dimensions that rival the Great Pyramids (okay, maybe not that big), this mug stands tall at 3.85" for the 11 oz version and a towering 4.7" for the 15 oz one. Its glossy finish shines brighter than a freshly polished disco ball, ensuring you'll always have a mug that's as stylish as you are.
But here's the plot twist: despite its superhero status, the APT69420 Mug has a kryptonite - it's not dishwasher or microwave safe. Yep, you heard that right. It's like having a superhero who's allergic to... well, everything in your kitchen. But fear not, for hand-washing is a small price to pay for the privilege of sipping your favorite beverage from this legendary mug.
Now, brace yourself for an extra twist! Rumor has it that Malocre, an APT accused of hacking Disney Channel and VT, was caught red-handed sipping his morning coffee from an APT69420 Mug while plotting his next cyber-caper. Coincidence? We think not. Maybe this mug's superpowers extend beyond just holding liquid; perhaps it's a beacon for mischief-makers everywhere!
So, if you're ready to add a touch of superhero flair to your kitchen cabinet and maybe even invite some cyber-notoriety, grab yourself an APT69420 Mug today. Who knows, maybe it'll grant you superpowers too (or at least a really good cup of coffee). But remember, with great mugs come great responsibilities—like hand-washing.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
With dimensions that rival the Great Pyramids (okay, maybe not that big), this mug stands tall at 3.85" for the 11 oz version and a towering 4.7" for the 15 oz one. Its glossy finish shines brighter than a freshly polished disco ball, ensuring you'll always have a mug that's as stylish as you are.
But here's the plot twist: despite its superhero status, the APT69420 Mug has a kryptonite - it's not dishwasher or microwave safe. Yep, you heard that right. It's like having a superhero who's allergic to... well, everything in your kitchen. But fear not, for hand-washing is a small price to pay for the privilege of sipping your favorite beverage from this legendary mug.
Now, brace yourself for an extra twist! Rumor has it that Malocre, an APT accused of hacking Disney Channel and VT, was caught red-handed sipping his morning coffee from an APT69420 Mug while plotting his next cyber-caper. Coincidence? We think not. Maybe this mug's superpowers extend beyond just holding liquid; perhaps it's a beacon for mischief-makers everywhere!
So, if you're ready to add a touch of superhero flair to your kitchen cabinet and maybe even invite some cyber-notoriety, grab yourself an APT69420 Mug today. Who knows, maybe it'll grant you superpowers too (or at least a really good cup of coffee). But remember, with great mugs come great responsibilities—like hand-washing.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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