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Before it was Cool

Before it was Cool

Regular price $61.99 USD
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Dive into the world of cyber chic with our "I was using Malcore before it was Cool" hoodie – because being a trendsetter is just as important as mastering the latest malware! This hoodie isn't just soft; it's softer than debugging a code that's been haunting you for days.

Made with a 100% cotton face and a 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend, this hoodie is more comfortable than finding a zero-day exploit. The front pouch pocket is like a hidden compartment for your hacker tools (or snacks – we won't tell). And with a warm hood for those chilly coding nights, you'll be the envy of hackers and fashionistas alike.

Featuring a self-fabric patch on the back, because let's face it, every hoodie needs its signature move. The matching flat drawstrings are not just for show; they're the secret sauce to adjust your hoodie fit – your very own version of code optimization.

With a 3-panel hood that screams "I'm in the Matrix," this hoodie is the ultimate in wordplay streetwear. Blank product sourced from Pakistan, but the real coding magic happens when you wear it.

And remember, this hoodie is made especially for you upon ordering, just like your latest line of wordplay. Your patient wait not only ensures a unique piece of cyber couture but also helps us fight overproduction – so major props to you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Now, strut your Malcore mastery proudly – you were decoding puns before it was cool!

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