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Ransomware Protection Blanket

Ransomware Protection Blanket

Regular price $40.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $40.99 USD
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Introducing the "Ransomware Protection Blanket" – because nothing says cozy security like a blanket covered in Malcore "M"s! It's not just a blanket; it's a soft fortress against chilly evenings and cyber threats. Well, sort of.

Crafted with 100% polyester, this blanket is softer than apologizing to your microwave for overcooking your popcorn. The soft silk touch fabric is like a gentle hug, reassuring you that everything is okay, even if your browsing history suggests otherwise.

Printing on one side – because we believe in subtlety. The reverse side is white, like a blank canvas ready for your next masterpiece or a strategic plan to avoid clicking on suspicious links.

Machine-washable – because protection should never be high-maintenance. Just toss it in the washing machine, and it's ready to shield you from both the cold and the lingering scent of your questionable late-night snacks.

Hypoallergenic – because allergies are the real cyber threats to comfort. This blanket is as friendly to sensitive skin as it is to your nightly Netflix binges.

Flame retardant – because we know your fiery love for comfort should never turn into an actual fire hazard. Safety first, even in the coziest of situations.

Now, the important disclaimer: WILL NOT ACTUALLY PROTECT YOU FROM RANSOMWARE. It's more like a comforting companion during those suspenseful moments when your antivirus software is doing its thing.

So, wrap yourself in the "Ransomware Protection Blanket" – because cozy nights and a touch of cybersecurity never looked this good together. Remember, it's not just a blanket; it's a hilarious reminder that safety comes in many forms. Blanket on!

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